IRC/MSN/AIM quotes

[parkermauney]

Got any irc/msn/aim/other quotes?
Post em!

[21:28] <Lapsus> brb, I finally have a use for my webserver
[21:28] <Lapsus> hooking it back up
[21:28] <ParkerM> Quick say something funny for my quote thread
[21:28] <Lapsus> but I like men

[mastersho]

hahahah thats awesome i got some too...i just gotta dig em out.

[blackrave]

[23:02:00] <+wragsnews> Wraggy getting drunk ttonight
[23:02:02] <+wragsnews> **** it
[23:02:05] <@DemonMan> lol
[23:02:06] <@DemonMan> XD
[23:02:36] <+wragsnews> Drinkingh this alcoholic milshake
[23:02:43] <@DemonMan> O_O
[23:02:44] <+wragsnews> Very strong
[23:02:48] <+wragsnews> 25%
[23:02:57] <+wragsnews> Tatstes lovely
[23:03:11] <+Mark3ooo1> lulz

[21:50:30] <Malk> damn asian drinks
[21:50:32] <Malk> so damn hard to opem
[21:51:15] <Malk> Oh.. my god..
[21:51:20] <Malk> this taste so bad
[21:53:11] <+Hawq> hard to open to protect you from the taste maybe?
[21:53:21] <+Hawq> or to get you so worked up as long as its wet you dont care
[21:53:23] <Malk> probably
[21:53:31] <Malk> you wont beleive how bad this taste
[21:53:39] <Malk> It taste like I'm drinking old nuts

[22:22:06] <@Mark3ooo1> Malk
[22:22:14] <Malk> ?
[22:22:42] <@Mark3ooo1> why are you un-voiced?
[22:22:53] <Malk> un-oped my self
[22:22:53] <Malk> to save space ;p
[22:23:07] <@Mark3ooo1> save what?
[22:23:14] <Malk> less operators
[22:23:25] <@Mark3ooo1> for what?
[22:23:32] <Malk> nothing, I just like less operators
[22:23:33] <Malk>
[22:23:51] * @Mark3ooo1 slaps Malk with an Ocean dub DBZ tape
[22:23:57] <Malk> O_O

[00:51:14] <+mellowman> Im here
[00:51:26] <+mellowman> doesn't that excite you?
[00:51:32] <+PSPhone> no
[00:51:39] <+mellowman> XD
[00:51:40] <+PSPhone> i have no erection from you

[22:39:15] <+mellowman> lol
[22:39:20] <@wraggster> lol
[22:39:32] <+mellowman> hey wragg
[22:39:36] <+mellowman> any ds news?
[22:39:40] <@wraggster> hey wragg
[22:39:48] <@wraggster> any ds news?
[22:40:14] <@PSPwork> O_O
[22:40:24] <@PSPwork> what the
[22:40:25] <+mellowman> 0_o
[22:40:29] <@PSPwork> O_O
[22:40:31] <+blackrave> :O
[22:40:31] <+mellowman> hes mocking me
[22:40:47] <@PSPwork> lol
[22:40:47] <+mellowman> XD
[22:40:47] <@wraggster> hes mocking me
[22:40:51] <@PSPwork> XD
[22:40:58] <@PSPwork> great
[22:41:15] <@Darksavio> hes $#@!ing me

[16:04:15] <+Vampbri-n> is anyone here?
[16:07:06] <+Haggar> no
[16:07:07] <+Vampbri-n> anyone?
[16:07:12] <+Vampbri-n> yes you are
[16:07:16] <+Vampbri-n> a-hole
[16:07:20] * +Haggar ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: not anymore)

[04:14:27] <+BelmontZX> Nah, I'm hardcoding subs into a hentai...

[03:44:01] <+ParkerM> FFS CANT LICK MY NOSE
[03:44:04] <+ParkerM> AARRRGHH

[03:19:32] <+|darc|> is there a PS2 ZIP drive proto on eBay?
[03:19:34] <+|darc|> OF COURSE NOT
[03:19:37] <+|darc|> CAUSE PS2 IS GAY

[04:07:01] <+BelmontZX> HydraIRC > xchat
[04:07:11] <+Roko> chatzilla made you soft :P
[04:07:14] <@BlueCrab> X-Chat Aqua > *
[04:07:23] <+ParkerM> mIRC > everything
[04:07:27] <+BelmontZX> Lol
[04:07:28] <@BlueCrab> haha, no
[04:07:38] <+Roko> I hate hydra
[04:07:38] <+Tjalian> xchat owns you all
[04:07:39] <+BelmontZX> crap > mIRC
[04:08:07] <+ParkerM> crap > belmontzx

[04:37:19] <+BelmontZX> It's too huge! Like xbox huge!

[06:00:20] <@PSPwork> i wonder how much i would get for my PSP stuff
[06:03:43] <+PM-Sleep> 9001 dollars
[06:04:47] <@PSPwork> lol
[06:04:50] <@PSPwork> no really
[06:05:02] <@PSPwork> 30 games
[06:05:09] <@PSPwork> 4 movies
[06:05:15] <@PSPwork> 3 psp's
[06:05:18] <@PSPwork> 2 keyboards
[06:05:25] <@PSPwork> chotto
[06:05:31] <@PSPwork> talkman
[06:05:41] <+BLMNT-AFK>
[06:05:42] <@PSPwork> socom headset
[06:05:52] <@PSPwork> nyko hometheater system
[06:05:58] <@PSPwork> 2 1gigs
[06:06:04] <+BLMNT-AFK> I'm guessing.....OVER 9000!!!
[06:06:14] <@PSPwork> 12 PS1 games ( hard copies )
[06:06:30] <+BLMNT-AFK> Probaly about 1000-1500
[06:06:32] <+BLMNT-AFK> USD
[06:06:35] <@PSPwork> yea
[06:06:38] <@PSPwork> someone told me that
[06:07:17] <@PSPwork> i paid more than that to be honest lol

[04:14:56] <+Zelion> WHATS UP MOTHA****AS?!?!?!
[04:15:12] <+BoneyCorp> my penis
[04:15:29] <+Zelion> yeah get some help with that then :P
[04:15:53] <+BoneyCorp> thats where you come in
[04:16:01] * +BoneyCorp winks suggestively
[04:17:39] <+Zelion> no thanks
[04:17:44] <+Zelion> i like phat $#@!s
[04:17:47] <+Zelion> not boney $#@!s
[04:18:06] <+mellowman> lol
[04:21:17] <+Kameleon> i likey both
[04:22:02] <+Kameleon> oh god here comes the awkward silence that i hate oh soo much

[04:28:36] <@PSPdemon> I CHALLENGE YOU
[04:28:42] <@PSPdemon> TO A $#@! FIGHT!
[04:28:53] <+Kameleon> can i have an IRC token?
[04:28:59] <+Kameleon> i feel left out somehow
[04:29:22] <+mellowman> XD
[04:29:36] <@PSPdemon> man
[04:29:39] <@PSPdemon> look at those 2 $#@!s go

[21:59:12] <+PSPhone> MArk....op me
[21:59:14] <+PSPhone> nvm
[21:59:18] <+PSPhone> darn
[21:59:22] * Mark3ooo1 sets mode: -o PSPdemon
[21:59:38] <+PSPhone> ...
[21:59:46] <@Mark3ooo1> OHHH BOY!!
[21:59:55] <@Mark3ooo1> THOUGHT U WERE GONNA GO ON YER PC?
[21:59:59] <@Mark3ooo1> CANT DO $#@! NOW!
[22:00:06] * Mark3ooo1 was kicked by Mark3ooo1 (Kick!)
[22:00:12] <+PSPhone> ...
[22:01:07] <+PSPhone> ass

Perhaps more to come. Join the fun today.
PS: Note how the channel is most active in the evening (my time is GMT +1).

[Mark30001]

Mark30001 approves this thread. I'll try to dig some up later.

[cal360]

WOW I need to find some funny quotes.

[parkermauney]

[16:04:15] <+Vampbri-n> is anyone here?
[16:07:06] <+Haggar> no
[16:07:07] <+Vampbri-n> anyone?
[16:07:12] <+Vampbri-n> yes you are
[16:07:16] <+Vampbri-n> a-hole
[16:07:20] * +Haggar ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: not anymore)

Oh lawl lawl lawl

[mastersho]

[23:52] Zatioichisho: *shakes his head*
[23:53] gamer56g: she $#@!d me
[23:53] Zatioichisho: u got $#@!d by the girl u like...in the Force we dont call that $#@!, we call that S&M

[22:58] gamer56g: y'know he ****ed up our first computer
[22:58] Zatioichisho: who?
[22:58] gamer56g: eddie
[22:58] gamer56g: he colored on it and then broke the cd reader
[22:59] Zatioichisho: WHAT!!!! how!!!!!!!!
[22:59] gamer56g: no clue
[22:59] gamer56g: just one day it stopped workin
[23:00] Zatioichisho: i think he pissed on it
[23:00] gamer56g: probably
[23:00] gamer56g: he pissed on alot of ppl back then

So...yeah...

[SnesR0X]

0_o sweet, I'm doing what wraggy does and I'm getting F***ed tonight

[VampDude]

20 minutes ago! lol

<Swimkid> Huh? Ive only been here to times today
<PSPdemon> both times no one responding
<PSPdemon> XD
<Swimkid> Huh? I dont follow
<PSPdemon> nvm
<PSPdemon> anyway
<Swimkid> Ok then
<PSPdemon> continue on
<PSPdemon> what do you need?
<Swimkid> Nuthin.
<Swimkid> Im just bored.
<PSPdemon> oh
* PSPdemon goes back to his psp stuff
<-- `plot` has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Swimkid> Should I need something?
* `plot`1 is now known as `plot`
<Swimkid> Is anyone on the other channels?
<VampDude> What other channels?
<Swimkid> Uhh. he other channels
<Swimkid> with the channel button
<Swimkid> ^^^^^^^^^UP THERE^^^^^^^^
<PSPdemon> ?
<PSPdemon> ??
<PSPdemon> ???
<PSPdemon> ????
<Swimkid> Theres a link that says "channels" in blue up there.....
<PSPdemon> ?????
<Swimkid> It's with disconnect and about and help
<PSPdemon> lol
<VampDude> I don't see it?
<PSPdemon> we dont run java irc
<Swimkid> WHAT??????
<PSPdemon> hes on the webrowser java irc
<VampDude> I'm using Xchat
<PSPdemon> same
<Swimkid> I dont know what your talkin about theres like 50 other channels
<PSPdemon> ....
<Swimkid> In dcemu.
<Swimkid> right?
<VampDude> lol, SwimKid = IRC n00b!
<PSPdemon> apparently, you dont know what we are talking about
<PSPdemon> and yes
<PSPdemon> lol
<VampDude> which was me a week ago!
<-- `plot` has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Swimkid> Nope I am a noob...
<VampDude> lol, I was an IRC n00b lastweek
<Swimkid> so...
<Swimkid> Good for you
<Swimkid> .....
<VampDude> Your the n00b now, go and download Xchat.
<VampDude> Or mIRC
<Swimkid> Why?
<Swimkid> Im right here
<VampDude> Cause they're better than the java thing your on.
<Swimkid> is it any different???
<Roko> lol java
<Roko> n00b!!
<Swimkid> go away
<VampDude> go away Roko! lol
<VampDude> (mimicing Swimkid)
<VampDude> lmao
<Swimkid> mean pl
<Swimkid> ppl
<-- Swimkid ([email protected]) has left #dcemu
<PSPdemon> lol
<VampDude> lol @ Swimkid
<VampDude> lmao
<VampDude> PMSL
<VampDude> PMSLMAO
<Roko> lol @ *
--> pspemu ([email protected]) has joined #dcemu
* BlueMac gives voice to pspemu
* pspemu is now known as Swimkid
<Swimkid> WAAAAAHHHHHH
<Swimkid> mad mad mad
<Swimkid> tehe
<-- Swimkid has quit (Client Quit)
--> pspemu ([email protected]) has joined #dcemu
* BlueMac gives voice to pspemu
--> `plot` ([email protected]) has joined #dcemu
* BlueMac gives channel operator status to `plot`
<-- pspemu has quit (Client Quit)
<VampDude> lol Swimkid is weird
<PSPdemon> ummm
<PSPdemon> is it just me
<PSPdemon> or
<PSPdemon> is SwimKid just as annoying as VampDude
<Roko> I should make a script to watch for java users to call them noobs
<VampDude> lol, java users are n00bs

[Vampbri-n]

Im still a java noob.:rofl: