The shadowprophet chronicles.

[quzar]

I've done lots of illegal things. Morally questionable things too. I draw strong distinctions between my own morality and law. I'd say about the worst thing I've ever done though would be limited to lying. I've never lied to harm others though, only to help myself, and only when those two were exclusive.

On fights, I knocked a dude out once. One closed fist punch straight to the jaw with plent of force behind it and he was down. He was three years younger than me, but a few inches taller and had at least 30lbs on me. As well as the fact that he started it by slapping my glasses off.

The only other time someone had knocked my glasses off, my bodyguard friend was there, grabbed him by the neck, pushed him to the wall and lifted him off his feet. One of the best friends I've ever had. She (yes she) was instructor ranked in tae kwon do by 6th grade.

[ZE1DA]

I made my mum drink a glass of wee when i was a kid and i said its orange juice mummy, haha she totaly bought it lol