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here i am again with another installment of my outrageous news.
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Computer Electrocutes Sweaty Student
A college student was so worried about his expenses he refused to turn on his air conditioner, even when he noticed it was hot enough to over heat his computer.
20 year old Wu, a student from Shanghai, decided instead to take off the computer case around his CPU to help cool it off.
His sweaty legs came into contact with the computer’s wiring and electrocuted him. Medical examiners found bruises on his legs and blood in his nostrils confirming death by electrocution.
full story here
Vibrating Optical Mouse
This device not only acts as a fully functional optical mouse, it also includes a built-in vibration motor for stress relief. Available in white or silver colors, this mouse features USB connectivity and is priced at $22.
The Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks
With these sauce dispensing chopsticks you'll never have to dip your sushi in soy sauce again For $21, you can purchsae two pairs of these chopsticks -- made from polypropylene and ABS
Gun Computer Mouse
“The G-Mouse is the ultimate gadget for all those who want to add a little fun to their boring office life. You can play your favorite games, surf the net or use all your office applications with the G-Mouse computer gun shaped mouse.
USB Whack it
“Bring classic arcade gaming to your desktop with this USB Whack it game. Bop the multi coloured moles as soon as they light up, and race to a high score, and then challenge your mates to beat it! Powered by USB or battery, includes 30 second or 1 minute game play modes and LED scoreboard. Ready, steady, lets get whacking!”[personal note; lets get whacking, LOL]
Funny Faced Pet Bird Feeders
Just attach ears, eyes, nose, mouth and birdseed-holding paws to any wall, fence or tree.
Only $8,95 per set!
Flying Alarm Clock
The catch is, the noisy alarm won't turn off until you retrieve the propeller and replace it on the base. Which means you have to get out of bed and search for it. How ingeniously irritating is that? And you won't be able to walk across the room in zombified-autopilot mode like you do when you try the old put-the-alarm-clock-over-there ploy, because the pesky propeller can land anywhere. Aargh!
Par-Avion Stealth Wallet
“This great air mail envolope Tri-folded design with loads of space for cards and money. Three slots for your cards and even better its perfect for scannable id cards like an oyster card.
Also includes a FREE secret compartment.”
Dimensions: L 90mm W 85mm D 4mm
Manual Tetris
Finally a board game version of an all time classic, Tetris!
Transparent Toaster
This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you’re never surprised by toast that comes out too dark. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology. It’s still just a concept but hopefully we will see it in stores in the near future.
Pepper Spray Stunning Ring
The Stunning Ring is a self-defense ring with replaceable pepper spray. It uses the strongest pepper spray formula available on the market today. The formula has the industry’s highest heat rating of 2 million SHU (compared to a jalapeno pepper, which is 5000 SHU), which severely affects the mucous membranes (eyes and respiratory systems). The ring has 2-3 one second burst and has an effective range of 12 inches.
Fake Sunroof
Just so you could look cool… at least until someone notices it’s a fake.
Toilet MP3
Japanese toilets are something very special.
Everything is raised automatically, the seat is heated and there's even a small Karcher at 180bar (ok, maybe not 180, but it's powerful) for the more intimate parts. And now there is an SD slot and an MP3 player!!! Fear not, it's not integrated into the seat but rather in the control system/computer of the toilet that is situated on the wall! Nice one Toto (the Japanese manufacturer)!
now it's up to you to play crap music in the toilet!
well there ya go. stay tuned for another installment :thumbup:
I didn't make you a Funky Postman for nothing.
Come on.
Port the stuff.
We need traffic.
mods have a knack for not liking my threads. look at what happened to my "toys for the big boys" thread. its gone. gone...
Yeah,
And ridiculous threads are like 90% of your post count.
You're the Funky Postman.
It's your nature.
i know. i was born to bring funkiness into the world.
I like the gun computer mouse, i needs to get me one of those.. either that or the transparent toaster ( i hate when i burn toast)
i found the computer mouse kinda weird.
and yeah.. i want that transparent toaster[too bad its only a prototype]
btw, what happened to your old look Chameleon? i liked that one better.
I like the transparent toaster, I will no longer always burn my toast if I had that and it looks wierd, but wouldn't the outside of the glass be hot too?
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