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[sourced]

4/10

I've heard that one before.

The best joke so far is sourced's one. :rofl:

Ok here is mine:

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

Lol, here's another! Sorry, I couldn't hold it anymore:

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's license.

She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her license.

When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."

Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your penis tastes like poop"

Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

Rate any of them. If you want to rate them both, well, better.

lol, thanks man.

btw, you get a perfect 10 for both



EDIT:

Why Couldnt The Pervert Cross the Road?




He Couldnt get his $#@! out of the chicken. :rofl:

[Johnny Rash]

Jeez, you people have a warped sense of humor...

Yeah, especially DarthPaul.

Those jokes are twisted!

But funny.:rofl:

[the_eternal_dark]

Hmmm... I have one.

A man went to go pick up his girlfriend for their date. His girlfriend came running out to the car, crying, and jumped into the passenger seat and slammed the door.

The man asked, "What's wrong, baby?"

The girlfriend replied, "My mom says I can't see you anymore."

The man asks, "Why not?"

The girlfriend replied, "She says you are a pedophile."

The man responded, "Pedophile is such a big word for a 7 year old."



Lol, gross.


What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?

"Feel like a kid again."


Also gross.

[Kaida]

3/10 It is gross. Here is mine. Sorry if someone already posted it:
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[Swimkid]

4/10

I've heard that one before.

The best joke so far is sourced's one. :rofl:

Ok here is mine:

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

Lol, here's another! Sorry, I couldn't hold it anymore:

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's license.

She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her license.

When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."

Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your penis tastes like poop"

Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

Rate any of them. If you want to rate them both, well, better.

WHAT IS YUOR ISSUE??? Jesus thats disgusting! You got some sick friends man.